Hello, I am America's number one

for digital related injuries.

That is according to things like Zoom induced injury,

Microsoft Teams induced injury, Tinder induced injury, what's that other one,

oh, God, the one where you swap items, it's, it's, it's, anyway, many kind of digital apps.

I forget just what they are because I mostly make my money.

Next door gonorrhea, all kinds of conditions.

Well, next door is a little bit tricky because I don't do civil rights law.

So it's a little, that's more where those people thrive.

I'm injury law.

So like I said, if you have been injured using a phone, a keyboard, a mouse, a laptop, a computer, a computer, a monitor, screen, a digital camera, a PlayStation,

anything digital that you use repetitively and causes injury, I will represent you in court,

and I can get you money because here's the deal, baby. What I do is I press these, you know,

companies and I say, look, let's just settle out of court and I go for

something very low. So let's be real. You're not actually injured. And I shouldn't be saying this out

loud. But when you do, that's how we win. And I can get you around $600. But I can get that for you

around there or maybe $50 and a gift certificate. Either way, I will get you something.

Thank you so much for having me.

I am Sophia Alexandra.

Wait, I'm sorry.

Is $600 like the flat settlement fee?

So no matter what the injury, the person gets $600?

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