Yamal's first hat-trick, big derby win for Marseille and Bayern go clear
The Totally Football Show with James Richardson
The Athletic
4.5 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Jimbo is joined by Pol Ballus, James Horncastle, Seb Stafford-Bloor and Tom Williams to discuss the latest football around the continent.
In Germany, Bayern leave it late to beat Dortmund and all but end the Bundesliga title race. In Spain, Lamine Yamal's first hat-trick puts pressure on Madrid who are yet to play.
Meanwhile, the Olympico derby in France didn't disappoint with Marseille coming back to beat Lyon 3-2 in stoppage time and in the Stadio Olimpico, Juve also fought back to draw 3-3 with Roma.
Plus press conference etiquette and some questionable impersonations.
Produced by Jesse Howard and Lucy Oliva.
RUNNING ORDER:
• PART 1: Moment of the week (0.40)
• PART 2a: Bundesliga review - Bayern go 11 clear (11.50)
• PART 3a: Serie A review - Thriller at the Olimpico (25.55)
• PART 4a: La Liga review - Yamal’s first hat-trick (42.45)
• PART 5a: Ligue 1 review - Marseille comeback in the Olimpico (54.20)
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic FC |
| 0:03.4 | Totally football show, European edition today. |
| 0:13.0 | The fat ladies are singing all over Europe. |
| 0:16.1 | In Syria, it's Turin Doe. |
| 0:18.7 | There's Romolet, a key game slip with the event in Spain. |
| 0:21.5 | There's news of Don Giovanni, Dos Santos, and the Davio Seville. |
| 0:25.7 | Bundesliga, there's classical gas with Bayern's latest big score. |
| 0:29.2 | And France, with Marseille, Carmen from behind, against Leon and PSG, hitting the high notes. |
| 0:35.2 | All that and much more in this Totally Football Show. |
| 0:43.3 | Well, it's Monday the 2nd of March |
| 0:45.3 | as we bring you a brand new European roundup on the Totally Football Show |
| 0:48.9 | here in the studio. |
| 0:51.4 | James Horncastle, hi James. |
| 0:53.3 | Hello, James. |
| 0:54.1 | Feeling a little bit like you're the John Cusack figure from being |
| 0:57.9 | John Malkovich, I imagine today. Oh, okay. As you look around the table. |
| 1:02.6 | See? |
| 1:05.0 | At three, three, shaven-headed but bearded white men. |
| 1:11.3 | All shaving-headed by choice. It's a choice. It's not very much of the choice. Yeah, absolutely. It's interesting. I saw Jack Lang, under the podcast, who has shaved off his mustache. Oh, no. I didn't recognize it. And so I said, next time I come in, I'll just, I'll shave off my head. Oh, don't do that. You look wrong. |
| 1:28.2 | I wouldn't do that. |
| 1:29.9 | But Jack Lang has shaved off his. Next time I come in, I'll just, I'll shave off my head. I'll do that. You'll look wrong. |
| 1:43.5 | I wouldn't do that. Yeah. But Jack Lang has shaved off his mustache. Listener, if you've never seen Jack Lang, search out a picture because he's quite, he's a bit of a treat, isn't he, Jack? I feel he looks a little bit like we were just discussing Narcos. What a great show that was. Yes. The character played by Boyd Holbrook, I think |
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