Hey, everybody, it's your gun-toting, horny as hell for some hostess clubs, Wizard, Alden McNeely.

And it's, uh, I, your snake-skinned, eye patch-wearing, Kirrudeau.

Uh, bruiser, Jake.

And, uh, we're going to be talking about a franchise that is almost getting its day in the sunlight.

The dark mirror to Grand Theft Auto, the crime

drama of the East, the Yakuza games. And to help us, we have an amazing guest, basically

the only human being that I'd heard talk about these games for the past 10 years until suddenly

everybody started talking about them again.

Pat from Castle Super Beast, the Pat stares at Twitch channel, Angry as Pat on Twitter.

How are you doing?

Hey.

Hey, what's up? I'm doing great. I think I, like, I can only, I think I am the only person

that was talking on social media of any kind of any particular note that was going

Yakuza 3 is really good don't play Final Fantasy 13 and Yakuza 3 came out in the same fucking

month and I bought the PlayStation 3 4 FF13 but also picked up Yakuza 3 because that's a cool game

and boy did history look kindly upon one of those.

Oh my God.

I remember when my roommate brought home Final Fantasy 13 and I just like stared at it next to him, just mouth agape.

Like, what the fuck is this game?

What the fuck is this game?

It's like probably the only Final Fantasy I haven't actually like attempted to attempted to play. But also, you bring up three, and I actually read an article which was like, which ecuczy games should you play and which ones can you skip? And it said you could skip three because it's like... You totally can. Yeah. In my research, three is the one that nobody talks about. Well, it's the orphan. Yeah, it's the orphanage.

We're jumping way into it.

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