Yadvina's Keys to The Carriage House: The Unmentionables That Service My Undercarriage (Patreon 270)

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🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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It's may be the new year, but Yadvina is still celebrating the holidays (something about Orthodox Christmas). But this means she's not in Marblehead and you still have her keys to The Patreon Carriage House! This week you get a sneak peek at Patreon 270 from September 19th. Squeak squeak! Ronna (& Bryan) are back with a show filled with basketball, math, (Bryan)'s new kitchen, and much, MUCH more. After some follow-ups and comments, including lots of pitter patter about the NetGen Acela, we tackle a cliffhanger about a possible financial overcommitment with friends. It's Mrs. Glickman's birthday week, so we're off celebrating, but ALL NEW Free Feeds return in two weeks on January 20th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:23.6	Duhn'u-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-dun-dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-- Don, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, don't, dan, dan, dan, dan, don't.
0:27.5	Rana, I forgot to turn. Is that going to be our opening number?
0:28.6	Oh, no, go ahead.
0:29.5	No, it should be, yes.
0:30.8	Yeah.
0:31.5	Y'all ready for this?
0:32.5	I'll do that.
0:33.1	I'll come out in my tear away pants.
0:35.9	Yes.
0:36.7	Because that's what they do them before. Like basketball game starts. That's right. Tear off the pants. Yeah. And basketball games really can be sensory overload. I have to tell you when you're there. The music never stops. And it's not ever a full song. It's always like 10 seconds of this song, followed by 10 seconds of this song just the whole time. Did you know that Mr. Cleveland is a big basketball fan? And do you know that I've outlawed it in my house? How come? Because I call it squeak, squeak. It's very squeaky. I don't like the sound of it. It's very squeaky. I don't like the sound of it. The sneakers. Well, there's a lot. The good news is there's a lot of lepid tearaway pants. And one of them is even made by Chloe Kardashian. There's a good American leper teraway pants. That's pretty fun. Because that's what I'm going to need for my number. Absolutely. At the show.
1:27.9	Number, number one.
1:29.5	What were you going to say?
1:30.3	You said, Rana, I've got to tell you something.
1:31.8	Well, I had such an itch scratched yesterday.
1:36.1	Do tell.
1:37.5	What was the date yesterday, Rana?
1:39.9	September 11th, 2001.
1:42.2	Dead wrong.
1:43.6	What was it? September 16th, 2001. Dead wrong. What was it?
1:44.8	September 16th, 2025.
1:48.6	9.16. 25.
1:51.3	Now, what does that mean to you?
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