Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts

Help I Sexted My Boss

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Personal Journals, Hilarious Dilemmas, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast, Best British Comedy Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Social Etiquette Advice, William Hanson Etiquette, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Jordan North Podcast, Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket.

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0:00.0	This episode of Help Ice Sex and My Boss is brought to you by Vimto.
0:04.8	Do you know what? I don't think I've ever had a Vimpto.
0:06.9	You annoy me so much.
0:08.6	I'm sorry.
0:09.1	I'm going to try and not get on a passionate rant here, but how you know my love for Vimpto.
0:14.6	I grew up on this.
0:16.2	Like, a sip of Vimpto just reminds me with Grandma Vera.
0:19.4	Oh. Because we used to be playing Kirby on Front Street in summer
0:23.2	and you'd run in, gasping.
0:25.0	She made you a cold glass of vimpto.
0:26.9	Okay, well, I'll be honest.
0:27.8	I mean, it's never crossed my palate, as I have said,
0:30.9	and it's not been on my list to try either.
0:32.6	I know you're not a very adventurous person,
0:34.4	but what if I dared you to taste it? I don't think I've been dared to do anything in years.
0:38.1	Okay, right, there we go then.
0:39.6	I dare you to taste Fimpto and deny its tastiness.
0:44.2	Okay, what can I expect from this tastiness that you speak of, please?
0:48.1	It's got black current in it, raspberries.
0:50.5	Oh, okay, I'll taste it.
0:52.1	That's a Willie and we love.
0:53.7	Because you're being such a good sport, I'm going to arrange something a bit special for you as well so you can get the full experience.
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