Some guy did it so far. He's got a perfect bracket. One person has a 40 year old guy from Columbus, Ohio has a perfect NCAA bracket so far. 48 for 48.

Obviously has a number of games to go, but he's the only person that anybody's aware of the has one.

New diet craze is the pagan diet. I think I'm on this now. The pagan diet. Do tell I might go paleo just for fun because I like the idea of being like a caveman.

Well, and you wear the loincloth already the pagan diet animal skin. It it combines the paleo diet the caveman diet with a vegan diet adds in some more like vegetables and stuff that's not in the.

So anyway, that's the hot new diet too many diets. Well, if you need to have the coolest new all you haven't heard about the person.

Oh, I'm not. Then you want to know that I just heard of weight watchers.

So coming up the the bizarre the brazen the strange raid on a North Korean embassy a revolutionary group stormed a North Korean embassy and tied everybody up and took stuff as a wild story and we'll talk to a reporter about it.

A little bit earlier today we were talking about. I guess we talked about this yesterday as well the tens of billions of dollars that some of the big universities have in their endowments and how they still get giant donations from their their alums which can all be.

All but. Oh God, bless you my son. My soul tried to escape through my nose. That's what they believe in the Middle Ages. So what I still believe, Joe. Okay, sorry. No offense. Um, ears. I could just so the reason Merrill Street donated two million dollars to Harvard was to get us 40 billion dollars in the bank was to get her kid in right. So it's saying.

That'd be my guess. Well, here's a quick question. It doesn't make any sense if you're a philanthropist and you want to help and you've got money. Right. Why would you give it to an organization that's got billions of dollars. Right. There's a bunch of them around you that need money. Right.

Here's a question for you. Do you think there's any significance to the fact that five of the eight universities in the big whatever they called it. You know the scandal we're talking about.

Five of the eight are in California. Do you think there's any significance to that or just the sort of appearance over substance wealth over hard work crowd tends to gather on the coast. California is the you know fake boob get your chin tucked capital of the world. So.

Yeah, I would think so. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and it's like it's what a seventh of the population of the country too, but still five out of eight I think is distinctive. So anyway, we're talking about giving money to your alma mater and you know my kids schools are hitting me up. But I'm like, go away from me. The idea of giving money to my alma mater. Why I gave him a lot was there. I just don't get it. And one of our listeners reminded us that the fabulous John Laney comedian has a bit on this very thing.

I went to college for the whole time. Holy right. I just got a letter from my college which was fun because mail you know.

So I open up the letter and they said they said hey John it's college you remember. I say yes of course. And then they said how did they phrase it let me say that give us some money.

As a gift. We want a gift. But only if it's money. I found this peculiar because you see what it happened New York was that when I was a student you see I had paid them a tuition money.

Every semester two semesters a year for four years. I don't remember exactly what it was but rounding up back in 1990-99 dollars. It was about $15,000 a semester two semesters a year for four years.

$120,000 and I have friends I went to college with and they're like oh you should donate and be a good alumnus and they wear shirts that say school and it's like look if you're an adult still giving money to your college college is $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her.

She's not going to do anything else for you. It's done.

That's good. The whole bit's like six minutes. I just got a little part of it. But I love that. It's done.

No kidding. How would you like to make a gift? Not very much. How would you like to give me a rebate? I can think of three classes at least where I should get some money back.

Yeah. Both from your end in my end there just wasn't a synergy going on in which I was going to extract a lot of knowledge.

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