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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.2 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.6 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now he's Armstrong and getting it. |
| 0:21.6 | Guys, the Christmas season is in full swing. |
| 0:31.6 | Everybody's enjoying their favorite Christmas music, right? |
| 0:34.6 | It's fun! But I noticed that this year they've updated a lot of classic songs to make them feel a little more modern. |
| 0:44.3 | Yeah, for instance, instead of it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, there's it's low-key giving Christmas right now. |
| 0:50.3 | Wow. |
| 0:52.3 | Here's another instead of I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, there's mommy and Santa are in a situation ship. |
| 1:01.0 | And finally, instead of the 12 days of Christmas, there's the 6-7 days of Christmas. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh, I got a lot of mileage with 6, seven jokes last night working at the Christmas tree. |
| 1:13.4 | Lots of mileage. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, the whole thing sickens me. |
| 1:16.6 | I got a lot of laughs. |
| 1:17.6 | I got groans and laughs. |
| 1:20.5 | Because you got the trees lined up, and you got four to five foot trees. |
| 1:26.2 | Then you got six to seven foot trees. |
| 1:28.2 | So I stood in a six, seven lot, pointing at the sign lot. |
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