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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm going to. I'm Dr. Benny Graves. The master of scatrimonies. And with me as always is the shaver to my Donnie Wahlberg, the killer doll to my horrible witch woman, the

horrible American accent to my Australian lead actor, hammy swammy, blakey Sammy.

Is it me, the Bucket Sammy.

So October is upon us. And what have we been up to for October?

Well, the other day, we did go to a Halloween party at our friend Jill and Steve's house. The Halloween Forever party. Halloween Forever. And we dressed as Jerry Dandridge. That's right. And who was I? And you were, I guess, Evil Amy, right? Because she's like a Van Peepee at that point. That's a vampie with her, with her dick-sucking lips.

Yeah, everybody liked that costume.

I think it went off without a hitch, and our goal is to continue the gender-swapping comedy of Halloween costumes that you've come to expect. Also, I like any outfit that gets me to be really comfortable, and all I had to do was wear a gray jacket and a red scarf.

And it was.

Oh, and I bought an apple. There was an apple. A Fuji apple. Yeah. So if you guys want to see that picture, you can go over to Ben's Instagram. I think it's up because it was just all my stories. So. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody seemed to really like it. I got to do Ben's makeup and hair

and then I give him fake boobies.

Being a woman is extremely hard, it turns out.

I don't know what, you know, you guys, like it. I got to do Ben's makeup and hair, and then I give him fake boobies. Being a woman is extremely

hard, it turns out. I don't know what, you know, you guys are dolling yourselves up. So a guy in like

basketball shorts and a kill switch engaged jersey can be like, cool, name three bathroom songs. Yeah,

that's exactly what my life has been like. Thank you. But then you met the man of your Dween. Oh, I did? Fuck you. Other than that, the only Halloween stuff I've done is spend too much money on more Halloween decor, but I bought mums and some pumpkins. So, yeah, we've been doing our Halloween best, but I mean, it's only what, October 3rd as of today. So we got time. We got more stuff coming.

In the meanwhile, shameless plug, we are doing the 31 Knights of the Devil with Say You

Love Satan.

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