Summary
We figured out the best term to search to fire up your Christmas log and it's XXXMas! Laura and Rachel are jingling into the holiday spirit with the best and worst carols to bang it out, the real history of Kris Kringle, and Maitresse Madeline Marlowe - a FemDom for the ages. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good wank!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to Girls on Porn. I'm Laura and I'm Rachel. |
| 0:11.0 | And we love porn. |
| 0:13.0 | This is our porn review podcast. |
| 0:15.0 | We talk about what we love and roast what we hate. |
| 0:18.0 | Helping you find hot, ethical, just plain, better porn. |
| 0:21.0 | For your spank bank. |
| 0:23.0 | Ooh, we are jelly, baby. |
| 0:28.0 | And we're looking at everything. |
| 0:38.0 | Today's topic is X, X, X mess. |
| 0:42.0 | But first, we have a very special holiday edition of 69 Seconds of Sex News. |
| 0:53.0 | We've pulled some Holly, Jolly, Christmas time news stories to keep you informed and horny. |
| 0:58.0 | Here we go. |
| 1:00.0 | A 30-year-old man was arrested last month for pleasureing himself near a Christmas tree display in a Louisiana store. |
| 1:07.0 | The store was forced to dispose of $500 worth of Christmas decorations, |
| 1:12.0 | for fear that this man soiled them during the crime. |
| 1:15.0 | Keep that decorative tinsel at home, folks. |
| 1:19.0 | A mall Santa in Massachusetts was banned after he allegedly groped an 18-year-old woman working as an elf. |
| 1:25.0 | The two of them were working at a photo booth together when this shitty Santa allegedly pinched her buttocks, |
| 1:30.0 | and made suggestive comments. |
| 1:32.0 | Hey, stop sexually assaulting women and be good for goodness sakes. |
| 1:36.0 | Speaking of Santa, a St. Nick and Poster was pulled over on Christmas Day on the suspicion of drunk driving. |
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