Welcome back and Andy is no longer allowed to do episodes for us anymore.

First off, what's wrong with my episodes?

Dude, why does it take you forever to tell a story?

It takes so long.

Listen, Elliot, you wanted a podcast.

You're getting a podcast.

In like multiple sections.

I'm basically Charles Dickens.

Like, I get paid per episode.

So, like, we're going to drag the sucker out as long as my tongue still works.

Don't make a joke. Don't make a joke. Nope. I will just state facts. Ready? First off, you're not

Charles Dickens. Second, we don't get paid per episode or at all. Yes, we don't get paid,

Elliot. I feel like we do this because we're masochistic to the core

and apparently sadists too for bringing others down with us.

Hey, guys.

Okay, fine.

I like to tell a story at like a leisurely pace.

It adds character to the show.

I just want to know what happens before the audience loses interest.

The point is we had fun along the way.

All right. You hear that Disney? We're coming after you. Okay. Intro. Welcome back to the proposed

almanac. I'm Elliot here with Andy and our co-co-host Matt. Hey, Odie. Is that co-co-host? I don't know how

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