Welcome back to the Port Proz Almanac, and you're probably thinking, God, the last few episodes were just such a blast.

But I'm glad it's over.

I mean, it's kind of funny because I was thinking how it would be easier to read a Fran Hernandez on Wikipedia than listen to you be a windbag on the subject with mediocre at best pronunciation.

You know, I will take mediocre at best. Yeah, I'd say so. You know what?

When you say it like that, I don't like it. I mean, I was just kidding, buddy. I love learning history

that like six other people outside of a few hundred thousand campasinos on Earth know. It's

kind of like being part of a secret club. Yeah, let's go with that.

Yeah, well, then today's going to be great because we're going to be taking a transition

into some new content. I feel like there's still so much to learn about the Green Revolution.

Okay, fine, you twisted my arm because there actually is a lot.

Damn it, man. How many times, how many times we were almost free of the gravitational pull of the black hole that is

the Green Revolution?

We almost got out.

So do you guys want to learn about the radical lesbian icon you never knew who fought

the Nazis and the Green Revolution or not?

Okay.

When you say fighting, do you mean actual like combat?

Oh yeah.

She was a pilot in World War II defected and did some crazy shit.

Okay, hell yeah, I'm in.

All right, so who are we talking about?

Erna Bennett.

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