Xmas Throwback - Krampus | BONUS
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
It’s the most wonderful time of the year and you know what that means. Stockings, snowmen, hot chocolate, nativity scenes, gingerbread men, horned goat half demons that will drag children to hell. That’s right, to go right along with Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick, there’s a more sinister Christmas character lurking beneath the shadows. Krampus – the Christmas Demon! Santa might bring gifts for good little girls and boys – Krampus doesn’t. The hairy beast hits bad kids with sticks and sometimes even throws them in his sack to take back to hell. This week we fire up the Hysteria Sleigh and explore the legend. Plus, are non-Christmas Christmas movies actually Christmas movies (trust us, it’ll make sense)? Conspiracy Bot does his best Clark Griswold. And the fellas exchange Christmas gifts (just be glad they didn’t buy for you). So throw another yule log on the fire, grab a glass of eggnog and cozy up for one hell of a Christmas tradition as we celebrate the holidays the only way we know how on the podcast that doesn’t always do a holiday episode, but when it does…does it right – Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand production. |
| 0:02.6 | It's the most wonderful time of the year. |
| 0:09.0 | And you know what that means? |
| 0:10.4 | Stockings, snowmen, hot chocolate, |
| 0:13.1 | nativity scenes, gingerbread men, |
| 0:15.9 | horned goat, half-demons that will drag children to help. |
| 0:18.9 | What? |
| 0:19.9 | That's right, to go along with Jolly Old St. Nick, |
| 0:22.0 | there's a more sinister Christmas character lurking beneath the shadows. |
| 0:26.0 | Krampus, the Christmas demon. |
| 0:28.0 | Santa might bring gifts for good little girls and boys. |
| 0:31.0 | Krampist is not. |
| 0:32.0 | The hairy beast beats the misbehaved children with sticks |
| 0:35.0 | and sometimes even throws them in his sack to take them back to hell. |
| 0:39.0 | So throw another yule log in the fire, |
| 0:41.0 | grab a glass of eggnog, and cozy up for one hell of a |
| 0:44.4 | Christmas tradition as we celebrate the holidays the only way we know how next |
| 0:48.4 | on hysteria 51. |
| 0:51.6 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:54.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:56.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:59.0 | You're usually school who are not crazy. |
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