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Pappy's Flatshare

Xmas Slamdown w/ Jon Richardson & Stuart Goldsmith & Josie Long (Mince pies for Santa) S10E51

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to put out the Mince Pies for Santa… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a FESTIVE Flatshare Slamdown! With Jon Richardson & Stuart Goldsmith & Josie Long Jon Richardson - https://twitter.com/RonJichardson Stuart Goldsmith - https://twitter.com/ComComPod Features: lies about traditions, some vague assonance in the 12 days of Quickfiremas and a surprise visit from Santa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, ho ho ho ho listen to dear, it's Christmas!

0:07.0

It's Christmas!

0:09.0

Ho ho ho ho!

0:10.0

Happy Christmas!

0:11.0

Yes, welcome to the... Wait, sorry, hang a sec. The Christmas

0:16.4

grow? Wait, what's going on? Who's this character?

0:19.5

Happy Christmas grow!

0:21.5

The Christmas grow! Do you not have The Christmas crow in your house?

0:25.0

What could be more festive?

0:26.0

No, I never have, but I'm going to put a little crow on the top of my Christmas tree now.

0:29.0

No, no, the Christmas crow goes on the bottom of the tree.

0:31.0

The bottom of the tree, right, eats all the little bits of

0:34.9

food that you drop over Christmas. The Christmas crow, it's not a bad tradition actually.

0:39.6

I tell you what the Christmas crow's done to me is genuinely true for like the first five

0:44.4

nights I had the Christmas tree up without fail a bauble would fall off in the

0:49.9

night and wake me up up but never

0:53.0

why you sleep under the Christmas tree?

0:56.0

Well you know, I've got to look up to the crow.

1:00.0

He's the Christmas crow.

1:01.0

Clark is the Christmas grow.

1:02.0

Don't give it away, Tom.

1:04.9

But never fell off during the day.

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