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No fun, the Jen Kirkman podcast episode 29.

And I am still sick, but I am finding this one hour window where I have just shoved my face with meds and remedies so that I don't sound like Rudolph or like I am dripping with snot.

So here we go, let's enjoy this hour. I'm sure we'll sound progressively worse as it goes on. Maybe not. Why don't we be so negative?

Anyway, thanks for being here. Sorry there was new new episode last week. I pride myself on being one of the only podcasters that you listen to that has new episodes over the holidays.

How do you know what I listen to? I don't, but I just thought that would sound nice. Anyway.

But my hubris got the best of me and I got sick. That's not why I got sick. I think I got sick because there are germs. There are germs and people get sick.

I don't think there's a punishing God out there who's like, oh, she's bragging about a new episode. I'm gonna strike her down with a post nasal drip and a sore throat.

Anyway, thanks for being here as you all know.

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If you just click where it says Patreon, all right, let's read a listener review. Now I'm getting trolled. I'm getting trolled by people who hate the podcast. Oh, they hate me. They hate the podcast. They give it one star. They try to drag the rating down.

I get knocked down, but I get up again. And you know what? There's bad faith listeners out there. And here's one one star complaining about crime victims because every week I read my ridiculous ex neighbors.

I read their antics on the next door app and there was a woman complaining about a very harmless drunk guy that was taking a plastic crate and banging it into her front door.

She lives in a big, huge mansion and everybody's fine. Not that like being in a mansion means that you can't have crime happen. It means that's what I mean that like, you know, oh, well, you live in a mansion and crime doesn't hurt you. Oh, you're you can't get murdered. You live in a mansion. That's not what I mean. I'm just saying this.

I was not punching down. I was punching up. I was saying these white people with the app. They are so every little thing freaks them out. I mean, yeah, it would freak me out to see on my security camera. I'd also freak me out that I sat around watching my security camera in my spare time.

I don't have a security camera, but again, I don't live in a home home. I live in a apartment building. But anyway, I just it's just we all get what I'm reading the next door app for. It's all of the comments that people make and how crazy everyone gets about everything. I mean, every once in a while, there's just going to be a drunk person on your porch. Like, they're just as.

You know, in a very heavily populated like city suburban area, like the Valley in Los Angeles, it's going to happen. So that's what we were dealing with. We weren't we weren't dealing with someone getting attacked. We're dealing with a hate crime.

Anyway, so somebody writes, today you made fun of women who are being threatened in their homes by strange men. No, no, I actually wasn't you are bad fathom it yet up until now you've complained for years that about threatening Bernie bros and successful straight male comedians have to put that in there. I'm also successful straight male comedian. Yeah, Bernie bros did threaten me physically on the road.

That is different. Someone coming up in my space and trying to physically assault me or trying to call death threats into my show where I had to get security. That's different than me making fun of the way people that were not the victim. We're freaking out on the next door app.

You also said people on next door who don't with their doors broken down by junkies are to I'm not going to finish reading this review. It's literally a person in hysterics does not understand a basic podcast does not understand humor has a grudge against me for being attacked by Bernie bros five years ago. I mean, I don't know why you're mad at me. You should be mad at them. I guess because I call them Bernie bros. That is more egregious than young men getting so riled up by a geriatric politician that they want to harm someone.

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