Good afternoon, everybody.

Yeah, what about that? We squeezed them all in.

Yes, this year, amongst others, you'll be hearing from a mischievous barman who once wound up an Arsenal hard man,

the holder of two Guinness World Records, someone who went on holiday with Jeff Peters by mistake.

And believe it or not, Danny Ing.

Yeah, Danny Ing is, Danny Ing.

Good.

What else we got?

Yeah, of course, Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without Bob's health,

Antimini, So Many Gauls, Mr Yahoo!com,

Vicki's facial hair, and of course, Ian Collins and the ring-tailed Lima.

As once again, we play you classic clips karaoke.

As all this plus, we'll squeeze in a festive fools panel and a T20 birthday spread

Christmas special with a difference plus a chance to choose from my select cuttings.

Yes.

Your selection box today, the listeners can have a go and shout some numbers out randomly and see what you can come up with.

Hang on a second. I've just got to put this on because... What is it? You don't know this.

I've applied for... and been granted Australian citizens. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. What a turncoat. Come on, Ozzie. Look at that wearing his... Let's grind him into the dust. We're wearing his baggy green today. We have a few football shirts. Oh, we've got two West Ham ones.

And we've got some...

We're wearing those out in public at the moment. Fantastic. It's a nice football Christmas sweater. Yeah, some nice football Christmas jumpers. Yeah, I'm not sure about Dillans. I've got to be honest. That's nice. Yeah, all very nice. What was that one nice what was that one over there

who is that one there you got on there jack

oh roy keen oh okay

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