Welcome to Hot Takes & Sausage. My name is Ryan Stelling, creator of said podcast, main

primary host of this said podcast. My co-host that has yet to pull the, you need me more

than I need you, card. It's Brando Hall. How are you, Brando? I'm just waiting to get

a, uh, champion on this show where you can't afford me anymore. And it becomes all about

you. You know, I can't bring up my financial situation without people getting upset

and without people diving it desperate. I think is what I was accused of being or that's

fair. Pathetic or something like that. Yeah. All that. So I don't want to go too far into

whether or not you can be champion at some point. Let's just leave it at. I, I eventually

will gift you a webcam and that'll be that. You are so lucky that I don't have a life.

Why is that? Because I can just sit here and be bored and just wait, wait for you to come

home from work, wait for you to run an errand, wait for you to go do this, go do that, celebrate

Mother's Day on a Friday afternoon instead of today. Let's talk about that. Just, it's

a good thing that I don't have a life that way I can just sit here and, and just, and just

wait for Brando to get done with his errands after he, after he made today recording

day instead of yesterday. Okay. No. So as you can see in my background, I am celebrating

Mother's Day today because tomorrow I have a big work meeting and then Sunday. Yep. And

then Sunday I work for the Lord. Right. Sunday is about the Lord. It's not about moms

on Sunday. It's about our Lord and Savior. You were off last Sunday. How often does that

happen? I was off last Sunday because I was sick. Oh, I got sick. Well, who's, who's

your, do you have an understudy? No one can fill these pants. No. Yeah, we have enough volunteers

and stuff that it's fine. But anyway, back to the stuff that's important. So you texted

me and you're like, are you home? And I said, I'm taking flowers to my mom. I also took

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