Is there such thing as too much cream cheese on a bagel? I'm not talking about being

obscene and putting a whole thing.

But would you ever be like,

wow, you put a lot of the cream cheese on your bagel?

I think structurally, the limit, physics limits you before it's too much. There's a saturation point. Yes, yes, but I'm saying do you look like a healthy

schmear of cream cheese on there versus like some people like like it light and I'm like no

bro I need I need some of that cream for me personally that's like asking if

there's too much gravy on turkey there's not really you yeah yeah okay so just in is an intellectual yeah

you hit the physical limits I will say something has changed with the kids where the

kids my kids and judging from other kids who have had bagels at

birthday parties that I've been around, they don't like the heavy

shmere anymore. My kids want it treated like butter, like the way you butter a bagel. Like it's... You know how much

butter I put on shit? Yeah. Yeah, they like it so that like you can see the bagel mostly.

Oh, and then there's just like something like a moderation that they're exercising.

I know my kids like don't like cheese they don't like cream cheese they might be

lactose at all intolerant

it might be a yucky pilot on I know like ice cream for some reason.

You know like milk unless it's lactate.

They're like sitting on the toilet for six hours.

I don't know what's wrong with it.

I don't know what's wrong with it. That's weird.

Sex.

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