Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravan and Garbage, where sometimes we take an old video and repackage them because it makes more sense if you have the three movies in a row as opposed to having them seven years apart.

Absolutely.

Anyways, here's that video.

It's X-Men 3.

Yeah, there might be some alterations or whatever.

I don't know.

Times have changed.

Times have changed.

Well, we haven't.

I hope not.

If anything, we've gotten worse.

We've turned to that sludge, jelly sludge man. Jelly sludge man from X-Men 1. Yeah, X-1. That's right. We're getting another Dark Phoenix story, Mason. Oh, good. But who could forget the very first Dark Phoenix story? And I'm not talking about the comics Mason. But that was the first one.

I'm not talking about the comics Mason.

What are you talking about?

I'm, of course, talking about X-Men 3, the last stand.

Oh. And I'm not talking about the comics Mason. But that was the first one. I'm not talking about the comics Mason.

What are you talking about? I'm, of course, talking about X-Men 3, the last stand.

Oh, right. Yeah, this came out in 2006. It capped off the original X-Men trilogy. It doesn't feel like a 2006 movie. What does it feel like to you? It's like a 1999 movie. Well, let's just say a lot of these X-Men movies have carried over certain traits from earlier X-Men films. And there are people out there going, it does feel like a 1999 movie. Oh, 9-2009-00-you- better believe it. Okay, I'll say this of this movie. It's universally hated. Yes. I don't think it's that much worse than the previous two X-Men movies. I don't think it's better. No.

But I think on the whole, it's on par in a lot of ways.

I think so too, yeah.

Yeah.

That's not a stirring endorsement. No, I mean, there's some low points, I think. Yes. I was going to say, there's some low points, but there's low points in the other movies. there really aren't that many low points in the other movies.

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