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Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2014

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso make up new mutants (Swiffer! Chapstick!) to ease the pain of enduring another Adam Sandler joint. Subscribe (and leave us a review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our swag, it's called a dance floor and here's what it's for.

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0:00.0	La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
0:40.9	I'm
0:42.9	And a very happy Memorial Day weekend
0:46.0	In jail
0:47.0	Good one
0:52.4	I mean I assume that none of our listeners are in jail Good one.
0:58.2	I mean, I assume that none of our listeners are in jail.
1:00.2	I would hope not right now.
1:01.6	You know who I want to put in jail?
1:03.4	Our neighbors.
1:05.0	I'm so sick of them. And they're freaking dogsing and never shutting up
1:13.0	And the
1:13.4	They're doing it right now
1:15.3	They bark themselves into a frenzy
1:16.6	You may be able to hear it into your microphone
1:18.2	I want to kill
1:19.1	Their owners
1:21.7	And I want to
1:22.9	Send those dogs
1:23.9	To a nice farm
1:25.1	To a nice obedience farm
1:27.1	Where they learn not to bark When they learn not to bark at everything that moves those dogs. To a nice farm. To a nice obedience farm.
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