Oh, folks, so one of the biggest rules in slasher movies, and if you follow slasher movies,

you know this.

You don't have sex.

If you want to live, you stay aversion or at least you don't be fucking that night.

You know this, man.

And slashes have actually gotten a little lenient on that today.

Because it used to be a time

when you can even do any drinking or

drugs, anything like that.

But today they'll tell you, hey, look,

go ahead and drink a little bit.

Smoke a little refit. It's okay.

As long as you keep that dick in your pants,

keep them legs closed, keep them titties under that shirt. I just, I have one rule around here. Party all you want to, but don't y'all be doing no fucking around here. Now, you know this. And if you don't do that, then you're good. So in this movie, when a group of sexy people come into this slasher flick and their whole thing is to film a porno, you know they're fucked.

Pun intended.

They went in wanting to die.

But here's something to think about right here.

Just to think about this because here's,

here's some, here's some food thaw. So, since I'm talking about slashes, let's talk about some

the biggest ones out there. We always do, you know, Jason Vojiz, because they, all these slashes

got their excuses. So Jason Vojiz, you know, he's in there killing all these teenagers and everything.

What's his excuse?

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