WYSBW: The Umbrella Academy
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
We've entered bizarro-world as Red advocates for a comic book adaptation while Ivan shrugs indifferently for Netflix's The Umbrella Academy. Ivan & Red discuss sibling relations, comic book adaptations, and the brilliance of Ellen Page & Robert Sheehan.
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| 0:00.0 | What insult to injury to get butter in a wound? |
| 0:02.6 | Don-dun-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah, |
| 0:07.6 | moving buildings, flying, new things, |
| 0:11.6 | the river crossing. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh no! |
| 0:16.0 | Over the sea! |
| 0:18.0 | Fourses over the sea! |
| 0:21.0 | Game of Thrones Game |
| 0:22.0 | Game of Thrones Game of Thrones game. |
| 0:23.0 | Oh! |
| 0:24.0 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:27.0 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:28.0 | And this is Bois Goring Swords, baby. |
| 0:31.0 | The third best comic book adaptation podcast on the internet |
| 0:35.2 | here with your favorite comic book reader, Red Scott, the guy who loves comic books |
| 0:40.9 | and can't get enough of comic book media. I read the comic book |
| 0:45.4 | from umbrella academy the show that we are discussing today the whole first |
| 0:48.8 | volume just powered through it and I have to say it is universally awful it's probably one of the most things I've ever put in front of my eyeballs. |
| 0:55.2 | How, okay I have not read a single umbrella Academy book because here's the thing. I'm not |
| 1:00.4 | emo. Why would I read that? I didn't listen to any my chemical romance |
| 1:05.4 | You've listened to so much my chemical romance I have never listened to a single my chemical romance song in my entire life. |
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