WYSBW: The Great British Bake Off
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2016
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
When The Bannermen asked Ivan & Red to discuss The Great British Bake Off, they assumed it was a niche interest, and made it a patreon reward. Well, the response to that first episode blew them away and they've decided to cover the entire Series (AKA Season, for Americans) 7 of #GBBO on Patreon as well as release the first episode in the main feed. Everyone deserves a chance to hear Ivan talk Drizzle cake.
- Get the rest of the GBBO eps!->patreon.com/boarsgoreswords
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Red Scott. I guess it's just me for this part. |
| 0:04.0 | What you're about to listen to is our Great British Bake-Off |
| 0:08.0 | Patreon reward episode we did for Series 7 episodes 1 and 2. And we got such a positive response from doing these on the |
| 0:16.6 | Patreon that we have decided we're going to do all of Series 7. And we wanted you guys to know how great that's going to be so even though all the rest of the |
| 0:26.2 | episodes are going to be Patreon only forever we have this first episode which is a grand old time. |
| 0:34.0 | So if you enjoy this episode and you want to support the show, |
| 0:37.0 | you can do that for us on Patreon.com |
| 0:40.0 | slash Bois Gorskorshords. |
| 0:42.0 | All right, now Ivan yelling the Game of Thrones theme. Don-Dun-Dun-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Gohhoo-Gohhors. moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh no! |
| 0:59.0 | Over the sea! |
| 1:00.0 | Horses! Over the sea! Horses over the sea! |
| 1:05.0 | Game of Thrones Game, both thrones game |
| 1:07.0 | Oh! |
| 1:08.0 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 1:09.0 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 1:10.0 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 1:12.0 | This is Boers-Gorn Swords. No fucking joke, |
| 1:15.1 | were the third-great-British Bake-Off podcast on the mother-fucking internet. |
| 1:19.9 | Is Paul Hollywood still as much of a Great Britain Fieri as he always has been? |
| 1:25.6 | Does Mary's name sound like it should be a pun, yet it isn't quite one. |
| 1:30.5 | Does Sue Perkins have the finest collection of Blazers this side of any other lesbian I know? |
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