WYSBW: The Boys
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
The Boys is an Amazon Prime production that dares to ask what if a television show had a special effects budget fronted by Meg Ryan & Dennis Quaid's Love Child. Ivan and Red discuss your girl getting smushed, surprising accent choices by Simon Pegg and Karl Urban, and the upsetting removal of The Chrysler Building.
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| 0:00.0 | One, I would absolutely be the first guy to get murdered wearing a PSVR. |
| 0:04.5 | Two, I can't believe how much of a fucking dork I look wearing the shit. Don-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-doh-dun-doh-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-h-h-m-m-moving, map moving buildings |
| 0:14.0 | buildings, flying, new things, |
| 0:18.0 | the river crossing. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh no! |
| 0:21.0 | Over the sea! Oh no! Over the sea! |
| 0:24.0 | Horses over the sea! |
| 0:27.0 | Game of Thrones Game |
| 0:28.0 | Both Thrones Game! |
| 0:30.0 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm Red Scott. And I'm Ivan Hernandez and this is Boy Scoring Swords. That's right. We're two boys talking about the boys. You guys aren't going to believe this a superhero television show I should have never |
| 0:44.3 | bought that monkeys paw I should have never made all of those wishes the the wish that |
| 0:50.3 | all of these Garth Ennis comic books that I had extreme emotional attachment to from about 2000 to 2010 all getting adaptations that I just did not care about. |
| 1:05.0 | I don't know why that monkey's fault did that to me. |
| 1:08.0 | I have so many questions. |
| 1:10.0 | Okay. I'm going to start off with a little background info. |
| 1:14.0 | The Boys was a book that was going to be published by DC Comics itself |
| 1:19.2 | until DC Comics realized they were publishing the boys and they kicked it off of vertigo onto dynamite which was what caused the basically the first nail in the coffin of the death of vertigo and Garth Ennis's basically last big ongoing project |
| 1:39.7 | with Derek Robertson, which was basically him taking his immense hatred of superheroes, |
| 1:45.6 | despite constantly writing superhero comics and making a giant superhero comic out of it. |
| 1:50.8 | That feels like a standard misnomer to me the idea that writing |
| 1:54.7 | superheroes somehow would make you like them more. He he wrote a Punisher |
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