WYSBW: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
If a single producer green lights an infinite number of Star Wars series, eventually one of them will be Shakespeare's Richard III. We're not there yet but one of the lads likes this one. Ivan & Red tune into Disney+'s Obi-Wan Kenobi, which features performances by Ol' Ben Kenobi and a child actor that both harken back to the prequels.
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| 0:00.0 | At what point bail Organa mentions junior Senate and I'm like does the Empire have moral you end |
| 0:31.0 | Sean Bean dies |
| 0:32.0 | I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez and this is |
| 0:35.8 | Boy Scoring Swords the third best podcast that has to escort a small child across a dangerous environment |
| 0:44.0 | And you know what? I think we're gonna learn something you're about ourselves on the way there the podcast of the third sister |
| 0:50.9 | That's right. We're talking about Obi-Wan Kenobi to distinguish from the other Obi-Wan series they might have made |
| 0:57.3 | It was going to be one of their dumb movies |
| 1:00.7 | But after fucking solo a Star Wars story which they seem to have taken the completely wrong lesson from |
| 1:07.4 | Kathleen Kennedy was like well |
| 1:10.0 | We just have to not replace the original characters with new actors |
| 1:15.4 | We just have to make weird CG |
| 1:18.2 | Simulacra of them which |
| 1:20.3 | Alden Aaron Reich wasn't the problem with that movie the problem was you dumped |
| 1:24.4 | Lord and Miller halfway through the filming and replaced them with Ron Howard no |
| 1:28.2 | Anytime you replace the creative team midway through the movie it makes it better |
| 1:33.0 | Then one time where that's failed you can't see |
| 1:36.1 | You you did not give me enough time you did not give me enough time to go name one time you can't you can't you |
| 1:42.7 | You do not give me enough time to look up on Wikipedia all the instances where you're wrong |
| 1:46.8 | Okay, so you sent this to me like we're covering Obi-Wan and I was like I |
| 1:51.0 | Didn't finish doing the fucking back story on this so it was going to be a movie |
| 1:55.2 | It was going to be a movie and then they stopped doing fucking Star Wars movies completely |
| 2:00.8 | They're still threatening that patty Jenkins |
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