WYSBW: Impeachment: American Crime Story
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
If a crime's being committed in the 90s and it calls for over the top delivery, wigs, and prosthetics, there's only one person to call: Ryan Murphy Red & Ivan head back to the malls of their youth to talk the 90s, pervasive misogyny, and the third grossest President of the United States.
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| 0:00.3 | I can't wait for her to feed Bryl Clinton in combat. |
| 0:03.8 | I think they should finally have a trial by combat. |
| 0:12.4 | right |
| 0:16.7 | 🎵Raba ba, ba ba ba, ba bo now 🎵 |
| 0:19.1 | 🎵Raba ain't he greatêtre Rayna!" |
| 0:28.5 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:29.5 | Um, Red Scott. |
| 0:30.6 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:31.7 | And this, is Boys Orange Swords. |
| 0:33.9 | And we're playing all the hits from the 90s, baby! |
| 0:36.1 | I'm where my jincoes, I've got my no fear wallet. |
| 0:40.5 | I'm ready to go! |
| 0:41.7 | I have my roller blade brand roller blades on, and you better believe me, Mom Mid Trash. |
| 0:46.6 | all of the pads. The knee pads, the elbow pads, the wrist pads, my god. I can't wait to get out |
| 0:51.8 | our pogs. You got so many pogs to play with. When you think of pogs, did you have a favorite pog |
| 0:57.2 | slamer? I had a beautiful, one of those slammers that was like thick plastic with like the clear |
| 1:03.8 | plastic onto like the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah. What was the emblem? What was the |
| 1:08.6 | ultimate? It was like this like abstract diamond pattern and I was like, this is so cool. |
| 1:13.0 | I am the one with the diamond slamer. I have in the hammer the man with the diamond slamer. |
| 1:21.0 | You have like a rap intro when you were playing pogs. Very cool friends. The diamond slamer is my |
| 1:26.8 | wrestling name. If we have anybody left who'd deign to draw his fan art, I've in the diamond slamer. |
| 1:36.1 | I want, I want to know what kind of outfit is he wearing in the junior high cafeteria. I want, |
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