Welcome to makeup, the kid's bedtime wampus.

Hi.

My name is Wilder, and I live in Nelson, New Zealand, and I'm four years old,

and I would like to hear a story about a sheepie, an olive, and an ice cream.

Take it away, Dad.

Please.

Take it away, Dad.

Tonight's made-up story is a request from a four-year-old boy named Wilder

who lives in a city called Nelson in New Zealand.

And Wilder asked for us to make up a story that includes a sheep, an olive, and ice cream.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a four-year-old boy whose name was Wilder.

And it was going to be a big day because Wilder's parents were going to take him to a dinosaur museum.

And Wilder was very excited because dinosaur museums are a lot of fun to go to.

Sometimes you could see big dinosaurs that are green and have big dinosaur bones in dinosaur museums.

And so Wilder's parents packed a snack and they also told him that they could get lunch at the museum.

When they were at the dinosaur museum, there was a person in charge of the museum

who told Wilder he had a secret. And Wilder said, what's the secret? What's the secret?

And the person in charge of the museum said, Wilder, there's a secret door in this dinosaur museum,

and if you go through the secret door, then you are going to find a sheep city.

And Wilder said, I don't think so, because this is just a dinosaur museum, and I've already been here before,

and I didn't see any secret door.

And the person in charge of the museum said, really, and I'm not tricking.

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