Wyatt Cenac: Driving Drunk for Science
The Story Collider
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4.4 • 824 Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2016
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
While completing a community service requirement in high school, comedian Wyatt Cenac puts a drunk driving simulation to the test. Wyatt Cenac is a comedian and a former correspondent on “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.” He has also released multiple standup specials, most recently on Netflix, and appeared on film and TV. He regularly hosts a standup evening in Brooklyn called “Night Train with Wyatt Cenac.” Follow him on Twitter @wyattcenac.
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| 0:28.2 | A science story, huh? |
| 0:31.4 | Is NYU scientist the... |
| 0:33.2 | I felt... |
| 0:33.9 | And I just thought, well... |
| 0:36.2 | It was that golden moment. |
| 0:39.4 | Because science was on my side. |
| 0:50.4 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:51.1 | I'm Ben Lilly, and welcome to The Story Collider, |
| 0:53.4 | where we bring you true personal stories about science. |
| 0:56.7 | This week's story is from Wyatt Sannack. |
| 0:58.7 | It was recorded in May 2016 at the Greenspace in New York as part of a show we produced in partnership with Studio 360 with Kurt Anderson. |
| 1:30.4 | Thank you. I grew up in Texas, which for those of you who don't know, Texas is one of those states that gets to determine what your children's textbooks are like. It's true. So now, |
| 1:35.5 | if you open your kid's textbook and there's something in there about intelligent design, |
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