Hello Wyatt. Welcome to the men's room.

Boom, bitches.

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So, I'll make this short and sweet.

You guys remember the barefoot bandit?

Absolutely. Stole what? Plains, boats, all that stuff.

What's like that? Cold, Colton Harris, Moore?

Something like that.

Yeah, so I'm from Orcus Island. And back in 2009, I was about 14. And it was during the summer,

and I had just discovered weed. So I was out at the lake all day, just getting baked. And I come home.

And before my parents were home, you know, I had a king-sized butterfinger up in my room that I was thinking about all damn day.

Yeah, we'll do that to you. Yeah. Yes, it will, especially when you first start chief. And anyway, so I go in just blazed as hell and I go up in my room, and I remember putting that thing on my desk,

and it was gone, and there was this little note that just said, sorry.

And apparently the Bearfoot Bandit, this guy shimmied up our gutter to the second story,

and there was this tiny little window, and he somehow got it open, broke into the house,

didn't take anything. He rearranged some stuff, but yeah, I mean, the only thing he took

was my goddamn butterfinger. And man, you don't know how upset I was. So people have lost,

planes, boats, cars, he stole your butterfinger. You sure he didn't go downstairs and raid the fridge a little bit more than that?

Now, man, that was it.

He just moved some things around and then took my butterfinger and left me a little note that said,

sorry.

And then, um...

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