It is Friday night. I am the solemn monster. It is your Smackdown review, but it's not just any Smackdown review. It is the 4th of July Smackdown review. It is pandemonium outside my window right now. It's pandemodium here. Wherever you may be, I hope you guys are having a good fourth. Keep it safe. Not the best day of the year for pets if you have dogs and cats.

I don't like the fireworks either.

But it's something that you got to deal with.

But thank you for hanging out with me here on your 4th of July holiday.

But you know what?

You know what the best part of today is?

There's one thing in particular that really puts a smile on my face.

And the fact that we're going to be talking about SmackDown Tonight, which was not a

great show.

This is a fucking boring show.

Not even that.

It's the fact that Smackdown tonight, it was the return to two hours of Smackdown.

And you know what? That is worth celebrating here with my flag. Happy holiday, everybody. Two hours smackdowns are back. Yes. The three hourhour era of Smackdown is dead.

It is over.

It was long rumored.

But it has finally happened.

You can tell, man, I'm in a celebratory mood here tonight.

This is great.

I love it.

I love it. I salute. Two hours of Smackdown.

Anybody who's upset about that, you can go piss off. Let me tell you something. Two hours of

Smackdown does not a good show make. Let me just make that very clear here at the onset.

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