Come on to the Rock Show, come on to the People's Show, come on to the premiere show, Smackdown. It's the 17th of July in the year of our Lord 2003. Tiger Woods, PGA, Togo. It's been awesome. It's been awesome. So then that's not, though, they would do it normally. Yeah, it's been a while, isn't it? Yeah? Yes, two games not here. It's currently on the shelves of C-E-X.

It's not.

It's in my office somewhere.

Yeah.

One thing Tiger Woods does know anything about, it's sex. Oh, because he does! Beyonce, dangerously in love. Third week of the row, number one in the UK charts. Beyonce featuring Jay-Z Crazy in Love, the single from the album

First Week in the chart to number one.

She's dominating!

She is. the UK charts. Beyonce featuring Jay-Z Crazy in Love, the single from the album, first week

in the chart, number one. She's dominating! She is. The Matrix Reloaded, starring Beyonce,

is still number one in the UK box office, so not very exciting there. Let's see if there's

anything else happening. BBC One airs the final edition of Tomorrow's World. It will be 15 years later in 2018 before a new edition of the program is broadcast. I used to watch that just for the intro, because it was pretty out there. Love watching Tomorrow's World. I like watching it now, and they just go, oh, look at best computer. This is the best computer ever. I'm referring to when it was in the 90s. I've seen some stuff on Stuart Millard's thing

where it's the 80s and 70s,

it's like, you know,

man in 2000, 3,000 will have a house in space and a flying car. It's like, what the fuck is this? Brilliant. I fucking love that. And it's like, here's what we've currently got, a Commodore 64. In its final... Try again.

If it's final annual report,

the Broadcasting Standards Commission

reveals that an episode of the BBC spy drama Spooks,

in which a character's head is pushed into a vat of boiling oil.

I remember this!

Was the most complained about TV program during the past year.

Fucking hell.

Remember the first few series of Spooks, because the lad from that is in, oh, you bastard. Oh, oh, you bastard. Oh, no, it's gone and it's left me hair. I love that sitcom. The American comedy that everyone's been talking about flash videos, that's got Brian Cox in it. It's succession? Yes, that's it. Yeah, he's in that. Oh, is he? It looks exactly the same as well. The healthy bastard. His hair, his face all afried. I realize I sure said, another actor who wasn't the guy he died. His face looking like a battered card. Yeah. Look, Kane, you haven't laid your day. I remember that. Yeah. That scene. horrifying. Yeah. I mean, nothing compared to what some stuff happens nowadays, but at the time, whore! Nightmarish. Worst case scenario. Doing what they can to protect the country. Yeah. By sticking people in Friars. Well, he was hungry. Trevor Hyatt steps out and Senator of Five's The Terry and Gabby Show to work on other projects. I remember this? No, this, this, this, did he go in a vat of oil as well? I don't know why I've even brought that up. The CIA leak scandal, the Washington Post columnist Robert Novak publishes the name of Valerie Plame, blowing her cover as a CIA operative. Oh, God, no. It's the one thing that you don't want to happen. Upsie dozy. Oops and oodles. They were also another blokey. They dropped a certain TV presenter in O'Reca Johnson's or whatever. Oh Oh gee. Oh, yes. John Leslie.

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