The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.

Not in the mood for miserable weather.

Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.

Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.

Uh-huh, what are we doing tonight?

What are we doing tonight?

It is Halloween.

Oh, uh-huh, yes, indeed. If you think I'm doing this voice, by the way, for the entire stream, you are out of your mind. Okay, that is not going to happen.

I made that mistake once many years ago. I will not do that again. But here we are.

It is the Halloween edition of the Smackdown Review.

Yes.

If we're going to do Halloween, we've got to do it the right way.

And let me tell you something, the macho monsters here.

The macho monster is probably going to be more entertaining than this shit show was tonight.

Okay?

I'm actually kind of pissed off that I even have to talk about this show.

What a waste of a fucking show. You know, I am old enough to remember. Uh-huh. I'm old enough to

remember back in the day when they would have these Halloween shows and you would have wrestlers

dressed up in costume in the back. They would

have like a costume party. I mean, it's what saved John Cena's career. Him being dressed up

as a rapper is what saved his career all those many years ago and they would go backstage

throughout the night. You'd have these different backstage segments. Where's the fun?

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