This is the price you pay for indulging by egg consumption.

I will walk straight through the fires of hell to face you, Kay.

Degeneration eggs proudly starched the war against WSCW.

See a load of Mr. Sacco!

If you smell what the rock is cooking!

And there's the bottom line, because don't go Setsa!

Welcome, everyone! It's the Goldthalien Classic Raw Review!

And see how the Gold Darling lands recover from a night inside the elimination chamber.

We are here via our Aika Pro Power Dolores

back in the Heady Steady Days,

where the man who KFED created the Elimination Chamber

is sweating over the arrival of Steve Austin

and Mike Tyson to television.

And who be we?

I'll be fake, Jordy, radio presenter without portfolio.

Tom Campbell, I'm joined by the Mulligan to my old hair,

the rambunctious, Jackie Orlando.

I'll eat, Jackie, I do, Paul.

I'm good. As you're hearing this, my voice probably doesn't sound this strong anymore because I've just come off a hellaciously fun weekend.

In which, I was going to say, is it actually fun or have you been sleeping in radio studios again?

I've not been sleeping in radio studios this time, which is a relief. No, so I made my debut on Saturday for wrestling resurgence in Lester. That was good

fun to announce Kanji versus Karinawa for the resurgence title. I was very happy to be there,

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