Hello, I am Padangton Bear.

I'm Saddam, I sit down!

I will walk straight through the fires of hell to face you, Kay.

Degeneration X proudly starts the roar against WSCW.

See a load of Mr. Sacco!

If you smell what the rock is cooking!

And there's the bottom line, because don't go Sipsa!

Welcome, everyone!

It's the Coultholic Ladderick Raw Review!

As the other cultaholic lads are bracing themselves and chasing themselves for a night inside the elimination chamber.

We are here via our Aika Pro Power DeLorean on the verge of a blow-up of Monday Night War Proportions.

Who be we? I be fake, Jody, radio presenter with that portfolio, Tom Campbell, joined by the Mulligan, Demoto, Heather Rambonzos.

Jackie O'Olando, Jackie, hi, Dean, pal.

Well, I'm very happy, thank you, Tonto, because like Mulligan and O'Hare once celebrated today,

as we're recording, it's Tom Campbell's favorite day of the air. It's Shrew Tuesday. It's

Buckingney. It's Pancake Day. We are recording this on Pancake Day.

I believe this might be maybe the second or the third year

the classic raw review has been recorded on a pancake day.

And I make my feelings about pancake day very transparent.

I don't have an issue with the day and I feel that sometimes gets lost in the sauce, Jackie Orlando.

I do not have any qualms with a day that celebrates pancakes, nor do I have qualms with people enjoying

pancakes. As a radio wanker that I am, my qualb is with lazy-ass radio presenters that turn

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