I've been walking around with mistletoe all day in case I get a fucking kiss.

Sabel, get out of there.

This is a horrible working environment.

You don't suck because these people say you suck.

You suck because Stonecold said so.

Degeneration X is on top of the world.

Frustrated isn't a goddamn word for it.

This is bullshit.

Welcome everyone.

It's the cultorolic classic raw review.

Where's the other cultaholic lads rush around for those last-minute Christmas gift items.

We're here via our Aika Pro-powered DeLorean on the way to the festive time of 1997.

Who be we? I be fake Joddy radio presenter with our portfolio, Tom Campbell,

joined by the Mulligan to my O'Hare, who let out the most disgusting burp you could ever imagine before this show started. The rambunctious Jackie Orlando, Jackie. Well, in my infinite wisdom, Tonto, I decided before recording, I was like, right, okay, I'll have some granola and some fruit. And I was like, okay, that's nice, that's nice. I'll have a big claggy bit of carrot cake as well. As soon as I said, it was just

like, why the fuck have I done that? Oh, no, you've, you've over-clagged. I've over-clagged,

so if you see me turning grey, it means that I'm trying to pass a very, very hard stool,

which is like, black, uh, dark matter. So. Those are your best tools as well.

That's ones. For those also who watch on the Patreon, thank you very much for supporting the

video version of this don't. And you'll also see that Jack Yolanda has some Christmas present,

some Christmas decorations up as well. Isn't that lovely? Look at you. Yeah, yeah.

As I said to Tom, it's the only time of year, Christmas, where I threatened to crack a smile.

But I was made up this week because I think this is the first time since I've been on the pod anyway, that real world recording time and episode time almost kind of lines up i know right and it good so as soon as i

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