Well, they did it. They put the title on the fucking Mizz. This is your elimination chamber 2021 recap. I am.

Who am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm the Salomonster. Jesus Christ. I don't even know my own name.

What more can be said? What more can be said? The man who has been pushed around on television now for weeks by bad bunny.

Bad bunny is the 24 seven champion. This apparently is a big deal to a lot of people. Bad bunny is carrying the title that are truth and a cure to Zawa have been carrying around with them.

He has stood up to the Mizz tonight. He smacked the taste right out of the Mizz's mouth.

And the Mizz is now once again, WWE champion. The Mizz lost his money in the bank briefcase a few months ago and I was like, Pew, alright.

Enough of that. What a waste of a briefcase that turned out to be. Or as they put it on Otis, they didn't know what to do with it. Then they put it on Mizz.

I thought we were done with that, but no. Oh, no. Adam Pearce says, no, no, no, I'm going to give the Mizz back. He didn't lose the briefcase fairly John Morrison cash didn't do that.

So the Mizz got his briefcase back and you knew at that point that there had to be a reason why they gave it back to him.

But surely they wouldn't put the title on a joke character this close to WrestleMania.

There was a time when the Mizz actually was a somewhat credible contender on the roster. In fact, Mizz had a memorable run as the intercontinental champion. That's around the area where he should be right now.

They had to figure out what do we do? What do we do to shake things up? What do we do to get people excited? What do we do to get people interested heading into wrestle media?

The Mizz is your new WWE champion by way of money of the bank cash.

We're going to get into this whole show. We have a lot to get into here for what otherwise wasn't really a terrible show. I mean, there was actually some really good wrestling on the show at the Bolt Chamber match was very good.

There wasn't really a big undercar to begin with. So really, if you just kind of go buy the chamber matches, then this was a very good paper view until whatever it was that they did there at the end.

And I don't know that I would necessarily be as perplexed by this if the Mizz was not treated on television like someone who we are not supposed to take seriously and it goes back to even when he was challenging Braun Strowman last year.

Remember him in Morrison were challenging Braun Strowman handicap match Braun Strowman beat the piss out of both of them.

These two guys have their place on the roster, but they really were not meant to be taken seriously at a high level. I mean, how could you?

So how did this all unfold? What went down here? How did this all come about? We're going to get into all that.

We are talking about Keith Lee because Keith Lee was supposed to he was scheduled to be one of Bobby Lashley's opponents tonight for the United States championship. It was going to be a triple threat match was going to be Keith Lee Matt Riddle and Bobby Lashley.

There was a triple threat match, but there was no Keith Lee and there were reports and rumors going into the show that Lee might be removed from the match. We didn't know why we didn't know if it was some kind of medical issue if there was some other issue going on. We still don't know.

It is believed that there may be an injury reason for him not being on the show. He wasn't even backstage. So Keith Lee was not even at the building.

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