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From NPR and WBEC, Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me the NPR News Quiz.

I'm the voice so big it won't fit in the overhead compartment.

Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois.

Peter Saga.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you, everybody.

Great to be back home.

It's early fall in Chicago.

It's really the best time here.

We got bright skies, cool breezes off the lake.

We got both football and baseball.

And we just want to give a big warm welcome

to all the visiting National Guardsmen from Texas and Oklahoma.

Hey, everybody. Welcome. Oh, no. We love them. Just everybody, have a great time, enjoy yourselves,

and make sure you order ketchup on your hot dogs. We love when you do that. Later on, we're

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