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From NPR and W BEZ Chicago, this is wait wait don't tell me the NPR news quiz

I'm the illegitimate son of Bill Curtis Andy Richter and here is your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sago.

Thank you, Andy.

And thank you, everybody!

It's so great to be here with you.

We do have a great show for you lined up.

Later on, we're going to be talking to actor and comedian David Alan Greer.

But first, can I say what a thrill it is that filling in for Bill Curtis this week we have a true international grand master level sidekick

The one and only Andy Richter.

Thank you.

So it feels a lot like the smartest dumb kid.

So Andy, you of course spent many, many years as Conan O'Brien's co-host.

What do you think is the most important rule for being the guy next to the host?

Mm, well, let me demonstrate it.

Good one boss.

That's it.

That's pretty right. Yeah, yeah, that's the whole deal. I agree with you. See?

So everybody out there, get whatever moral backup you need and give us a call. The number is 1,000,

wait, wait, that's one eight eight nine two four eight

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