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The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Bugleers and welcome to a shoot 4255 of the world's one remaining source of the independently verifiable hogwash.

I am, not for the first time and I sincerely hope not for the last and his ultimate,

reporting to you from the United Kingdom of Ireland, where once round Bison, Wolves, Orrocks,

and even Lions until we join the EU, no outlawed on health and safety grounds. Joining me today,

firstly from a multitude of time zones away, in California, just miles from where celebrity

mid-second millennium British pirate explorer Bearden Bols fan Francis Drake landed during his

circumnavigation of this world-renowned planet, but before moving on because it was too expensive to

rinse away nice. In San Francisco, it's NATO Green. Hello, NATO, how are you? Hello, Andy,

hello, butylers. I am speaking to you today from the unseated territory of the Ramatush

Alonie people. We don't know a lot about the Ramatush Alonie people, but we want you to know

if you were wondering if they had seated their territory, they did not. There was no seating of

territory. Really? It's their territory. I was not always a huge concern from the British side of

such negotiations. Yeah, and so what we do now in 2023 is we just acknowledge that they didn't

see the territory and then we go about our business as we would have otherwise. Everyone's happy.

Everyone's happy. Joining us for the first time on the Bugle from Glasgow,

someone with whom I first performed quite literally a millennium ago back in 1999.

It's a great pleasure to welcome for her Bugle debut, Josie Long. Hello, Josie.

Hello, I'm so glad we made it through Y2K. We didn't know we would.

The plane dropped out the sky, the clock's all broken. Here we are.

It's been a good millennium, isn't it?

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