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Some Place Under Neith

WTF LDS Episode 17: Are We Human or Are We Sex Addict?

Some Place Under Neith

The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, True Crime

4.4837 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The church's belief system on sexuality is so integral, so consequential, to the everyday member's life, that an entire therapy market has blossomed across Utah that revolves around "recovering" from addiction to sexual thoughts. Masturbating? Attracted to a movie star? Kissing someone of the same gender? You've got a problem. And LDS Family Services has just the solution for you. It's just not one that most licensed therapists would ever recommend. Know of a missing woman's case that needs attention? Contact us at [email protected]. Some Place Under Neith produced and edited by Adam Wirtz and Last Podcast Network. Artwork by Kevin Conor Keller, intro song "Subway" by Lunachicks, remixed by Devin Castaldi-Micca. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

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0:00.0

Content warning for discussions of CSA and abuse by a mental health professional. I'm I'm so much People are hearing the I am become meme thing from Elon.

0:50.5

And I've heard some people talk about it as though they think he's doing the I-Has cats kind of thing.

0:56.2

But I'm pretty sure he's referencing the Oppenheimer quote, which is terrible.

1:00.4

I am become death destroyer of worlds.

1:02.8

I am become death destroyer of worlds.

1:04.9

I'm pretty sure is what he's actually quoting there.

1:07.0

Cool.

1:08.5

You know what I think we should do to combat this is we should make a lockheed martin

1:14.1

competitor and it's called girls for guns and we're going to have grenades with like hot pink

1:20.9

and glitter um i'm thinking bazookas with like a neon purple. Okay. Yeah.

1:27.8

All right.

1:28.4

So we're just going to make it cute.

1:29.9

Yeah.

1:30.4

Cute war.

1:31.6

Cute war.

1:33.9

I mean, what else are we going to do?

1:35.4

I don't know.

1:37.9

That's it.

1:38.4

I don't know.

1:39.7

Somebody said, because I do listen to a lot of astrology stuff and like call me an idiot

1:43.9

if you want, but they said that we're moving into a lot of astrology stuff and like call me an idiot if you want

1:44.9

but they said that we're moving into a lot of aries cycles and what aries does is they'll just

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