Hey guys, are you ready for some money rehab?

Wall Street has been completely upended by an unlikely player. Game stop.

That's a good one.

Dean and should I have a 401k, but I don't do it? No, I know.

I don't think the whole world will revolve around you on your money. What a dumb son.

Charge for wasting our time.

I will take a check.

We're going to pull you through.

You recognize her from entering on CNN, CNBC, and Bloomberg.

The only financial expert you don't need a dictionary to understand.

The cold lap in.

All right, so picture this.

It's a typical Tuesday and you're checking back into the Facebook account

you've neglected for the last couple of weeks.

You see some cute baby pigs, your grandma seems to have done a deep dive on the photos

from your college drinking days.

Thanks so much. And one inevitable thing winds up in your inbox.

A message from that one girl in high school who never said two words to you,

but is now reaching out because she's started her own business and thinks

you have that boss bitch energy to do what she does and make money from your cell phone

in just a few hours a week, she says.

If you're like me, you've gotten a ton of these emails over the years.

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