Welcome to the Wood Talk Weekend Show.

It's time to unbutton those pants.

Crack open a fresh grave soda and let the soothing sounds of Mark Shannon and

mad caress your earholes. That's right we're like a little hairy worm that

crawls into your ear and caresses the inside of your ear holes.

It rubs its little shoulder up there and you get all excited.

That's what we're like.

Two hairy worms, the one al bina one.

That's right. Gotta be careful of those white ones.

They're juicy.

Okay, so...'s a weekend show.

What are you? We're here to party.

We made it. Of course, it's a weekend again.

Another long week is behind us. You know, can kick back crack open a frosty one and just enjoy a good wood talk show.

Or not. Okay, so Tomasso wrote in and he says, I thought this was a very fun question.

He says, hi guys, I've been listening and following the lot of you for many years now and I've noticed

how happy and fulfilled you all seem.

Well, not Shannon.

He sounds miserable like a Broadway play think

cats if it took place in a Chinese restaurant so memory like that hot sauce I had that night.

It's great.

So I wonder, what's your secret?

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