Welcome to the Wood Talk Weekend Show.

It's time to unbutton those pants.

Crack open a fresh grave soda and let the soothing sounds of Mark Shannon and

mad caress your earholes.

All right it's what talk number 374 for April 14th 2017. It's one day before my birthday. Hey, wait a minute, isn't April 14th

Vanderbilt's birthday? I know he's one day apart from me, so it was either the 14th or the 16th.

I think it's before me. that's what I thought too. Well

happy birthday, Vanderlist, we're thinking of you. Mark is I'm not. I was for a second

now I'm not now I'm thinking about what's the next thing

moved on I'm thinking about barbecue now because you you brought up Matt and that just

leads me to barbecue you guys see his last week of like Instagram posts and everything

it's been nothing but barbecue.

That's why I hate Matt right now.

He went on a barbecue tour with his son.

That's awesome.

All right, what's that have to do with our show?

Nothing!

So Darth Russ wrote in and he says, I went downstairs to my shop this morning, hoping to get a jump on a few

small projects over the weekend along the way.

I discovered two things.

My shop is 6,561 miles away, perhaps more by the time you read this, and my hotel room doesn't

have a downstairs, which is a tale for another time. That said, while I'm overseas for the rest of the

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