Welcome everybody to Dad Poker Podcast, Episode 128 for July 22, 2020.

I'm your host, A Schwartz, alongside producer extraordinaire Roscoe P. Coltrane. Hi. Nice to be on your show again.

Did we not get enough Kessler's Hunter in the entire world series? I feel like he should probably be like the fourth host or something.

Maybe, yeah, he could do that. And Terrence Chairman, T. How are you, sir?

I'm good. I'm feeling like a million bucks, or at least I'm feeling like not negative 1.1 million bucks. Let's get our needles out of the way early. That's a reference to. Daniel, how are you, sir? Hey, gentlemen. So I'm going to lay down on my couch with pillows because I'm comfortable.

And this is what I do for an entire week during the World Series of Poker Hangover while I nurse my sexy hand.

I took a picture of the last night and it still looks really disgusting.

So who knows how long it's going to take the heel.

Yeah, that looks nasty. Is that like carpet burn or is that actually something? still looks really disgusting. So who knows how long it's going to take to heal. Yeah.

That looks nasty.

Is that like carpet burn or is that actually somebody stepping on your hand?

No, that's from carpet burn and slide.

Every time I got up, you know, I got pushed down.

And then one time I hit the ropes as I was trying to run and flew and it just like

skate across that nasty, dirty ass carpet. I mean, it's not dirty carpet flew and it just like skate across that nasty dirty

ass carpet.

I mean, it's not dirty carpet, but it's like dirty carpet because, you know,

thousands of people trample it every day.

Right.

So we were going to say that for a bit later, but why don't we get into it?

So last Saturday, shortly after the main event champion was crowned in Las Vegas,

down at the MGM Grand of all places.

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