Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode,

McDonald's Munching Macheti Armed Mark plays Kainine Whispera.

This sets a stage for a truly weird episode.

Walloping Wade wakes early to hump, likes to lick brows, and is the lusty lord of the

Zelfs.

Beloved Bob promises more pickies, praises Will Rogers hypotheses,

intimidates toddlers and separates via slang.

From President Pullman to tool pyramids, yes,

it's time for wrong answers only.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to Distractable.

It's time for another fun episode where I'm the host. I don't like this.

My name is Markiplier.

I don't like that. I'm here to guide you through the experience that is

distractible where I'm the host and then the contestants play a fun game of

for points that was so close to your kudos for poo, poot, pooten, what close?

Kudos for pudos, baby.

No points for getting that wrong.

Alright, cool.

I don't like the tone so far, but hey Mark, how's it going?

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