Writing & Stealing Jokes

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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A few years ago, Jordan Paris was accused of stealing jokes to succeed on Australia's Got Talent. Then he returns to the show trying to sing his way to redemption. | Jay and Bobby are going to New Joke Night at the Comedy Cellar and enlist the audience to call in with premises they can write jokes from. | Cardi B may remove her BBL and Jacob needs the meaning of that explained to him. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.8	Yeah. Oh, Danny, boy. Everything Irish is tragic.
0:10.8	Alcoholic puss.
0:12.4	That's right. That was my mother's nickname in high school.
0:15.8	Alcoholic puss?
0:16.7	Alcoholic puss?
0:17.5	Nice.
0:19.0	Old alcoholic puss, Kelly.
0:37.5	I like that. I like that sound to that. It's the bonfire. Faction Talk, Sirius, XM 103. I think peanut Eminem is the best little chocolate snack when you're looking for something. Just a little chocolate. It's the best. Peanut Eminem is pretty good. It's pretty goddamn good. Better than an Eminem I'm not into.
0:55.9	Peanut Eminem. Regular Eminem's boo. We got some. Okay. I already see. Let's take some of these calls because I want to let them tell us. Just so everybody know, if you're just tuning in. We're looking for premise. We're looking for premises. me and Jay are doing New Joke Night, Monday night,
1:12.5	Will Sovins next Monday at the Pussy Cat Lounge. I never do spots in the city ever. Well, I mean, weekends sometimes when I'm home. And you can call up and give us our premises. I'm going to pick three through a draft. 8669-1969. Call up. And where's new jokes upstairs room, right?
1:13.1	No, yeah.
1:13.6	Where your show is.
1:25.3	Pussy Cat Lound. Yeah, where my show is on Tuesdays, right. Nice. And it was packed last night. You didn't go in, but it was sold out. No. You walked into the room? I walked into the room, and I was just standing there looking at Will. And? Um He said why are you looking at me Bobby Kelly?
1:27.4	He didn't he didn't acknowledge me
1:29.5	Why you're working?
1:31.1	He were why? Will. And? Why are you looking at me, Bobby Kelly? He didn't, he didn't acknowledge me.
1:29.7	Why are you looking?
1:30.6	He, he, why, why, why, why, why are you standing there, Bobby? Now, I'm going to warn you if it's new, if Will hosted every weekend, every week he hosts it? Every Monday night he hosts it, yeah. He owes New Joke night. Will's going to stay in that room
1:42.4	and he's going to want to back and forth with me.
1:44.7	Yeah.
1:45.7	Just so you know.
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