Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have comedian, rapper, writer, author, art dealer, Jensen Carp, something a little different. I really enjoyed talking to Jensen. It was a good time with him. He knows a lot of famous people.

He has the Hollywood scene down, also very cool guy and married to two to Penga. That's probably the coolest thing that in the old fence. But yeah, that probably is pretty much put number one. But we have that. We have Andy Dalton, James Winston. We have Fire Fest of the Week, and then we're gonna finish the week with the Mount Rushmore of things you think when you're high. So we'll see how that goes. Part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. Are we gonna do anything? No, we're just gonna think about things that you think when you're high. We'll just put ourselves in the mind so that somebody who's high.

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61st April In the dust. We're just chugging along here. We're chugging along. We're feeling good May is gonna be easy. We had a lot of showers. Yeah, they flowers. We got it made can't see them kick wall inside and see them But they're're there. What about this? We'll throw in Justin Timberlake.

Why?

It's gonna be my good point.

I forgot about that.

Nice.

Hey, somebody wake up the guy from Green Day. It does feel this is where we're at though now. It's every day, every time we hit a new month, it's like, oh, okay. This happened. I would like to make a motion that we never speak of this April again.

Deal.

Can we just forget about it?

You know, like that time conspiracy where they said the years between like 1100 AD and 1300 never happened. Yeah, there's nothing nothing. I'm trying to think like no. Yeah, nothing happened this April All right. Well actually one thing happened. I want to read a tweet to you to start the show off James Winston on Zoom call with Saints media about laseasex surgery said he can now read license plates and street signs that he couldn't read as well before. So he's basically a Google self-driving car helps with blurriness depth perception clearer vision. Wow that is now it's crazy to think that he couldn't read license plates before our street size Depth perception probably always taking ubers depth perception like that's a big deal when you're a quarterback the I know the well actually response here that you are not supposed to get lacyc before you the age of 25 That's like a medical thing. You're not actually supposed to do it because your eyes are still growing That's weird to think that your eyes are still growing but That is just a shocking shocking statement to say I have been playing quarterback in the NFL for the last five years And I struggle with depth perception. He couldn't read street signs. That's a very easy thing to read for most people I'm very good at reading street signs. I'm a little concerned Like Like, what if James can see too good now? Maybe part of the charm of James was the fact that sometimes he would miss a cornerback and he'd say, fuck it, I'm going to bomb it out anyways. And then he had good, good wide receivers that would bring down these chances that he was taking. And so that's what made him so exciting and able to make these crazy throws. Like, now, if he's able to see those cornerbacks and he becomes captain checked down and he's like, I can't believe I used to make those throws.

Or he sees the... I'm so exciting and able to make these crazy throws. Like now, what if he's able to see those cornerbacks

and he becomes captain, check down?

And he's like, I can't believe I used to make those throws. Or he sees the rush coming and he gets scared and holds up and basically tucks the ball because he's like, oh man, you know, he's basically been dealing with a situation where he hasn't seen the rush for five years. So he feels like he's Superman I can't believe when he gets sacked.

His eyes are gonna be seen ghost

and it's gonna affect his personality.

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