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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. God bless you. It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:16.5 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, |
| 0:25.3 | our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:28.0 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:32.5 | But I'd like to talk with something funny, and I heard about this elderly woman. |
| 0:37.3 | She came to church one Sunday morning, and a friendly usher, met her at the back door, |
| 0:38.1 | and asked her where she'd like to sit. She said, I want to sit on the very front row. He said, oh, no, ma'am, you don't |
| 0:44.2 | want to sit there. Our pastor is very boring. He'll put you to sleep. Let me seat you somewhere else. |
| 0:50.0 | She looked appalled. She said, sir, do you know who I am? He said, no, ma'am. She said, I'm the |
| 0:56.2 | pastor's mother. He hung his head and embarrassment and shame. He finally looked up and said, |
| 1:01.5 | ma'am, do you know who I am? She said, no. He said, thank God. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:08.3 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:11.7 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:13.5 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:15.7 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:18.4 | I boldly confess. |
| 1:19.9 | My mind is alert. |
| 1:21.4 | My heart is receptive. |
| 1:23.0 | I will never be the same. |
| 1:24.8 | In Jesus' name. |
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