Wrights

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

In this week's address from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg and Jennifer laud Leith, local newspapers and Little Richard.

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0:00.0	That's right.
0:12.0	Swirling in the heavens, Array Haral once again, the smartest man in the world, Proofcast
0:15.3	takes to the either.
0:16.3	This time from the salubrious confines of the purpose of fruititude for the foreseeable
0:21.1	future, tonight we're in the billiard room which is just off the white re area.
0:28.2	There's a porch and a patio and a hacienda and all the little porcelots are driving around
0:33.1	it.
0:34.1	We've got an entire herd of small pink unicorns.
0:44.8	My name's Greg.
0:45.8	Hi, I'm Jennifer.
0:46.8	Hi, Jennifer.
0:47.8	It's nice to see you again.
0:50.0	It feels like just today I saw you earlier.
0:52.8	Betty?
0:53.8	Betty Wright was a teenage hitmaker.
0:56.2	She made this record when she was, oh, golly, 1617.
1:03.8	Representative Fredrico Wilson posted a vote of the two of them today and they're both
1:10.7	wearing these wild patterns and great shoes and I didn't realize that they were good
1:17.6	friends.
1:18.6	Right?
1:19.6	Fredrico Wilson, Florida, the one who always wears a glittery cowboy hat was good mates
1:22.9	with Betty Wright.
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