To be so everybody as usual arriving at Raw,

when AJ Stiles came zooming into the car park,

quite clearly going way too fast.

I mean, are you allowed to do that?

I don't think you are.

I am 99% sure it's illegal.

Also, Seth Rollins was dressed as an apple pie.

The flub is going on.

So my friends, one to ups and downs,

the only wrestling of you show you need

because I'm a hot sports entertainment,

so you don't have to,

and we give the good bits and up,

and we give the bad bits of down.

That's it, it's a very simple concept.

I'm a strange human being,

whether that relationship works for you,

well, the only way to find out

is to strap yourself in and fill the G's.

We started raw off with a very interesting storyline too, because we are indeed going knee

deep to Kevin Owens versus Sammy Zane.

Now we've got a big video reminding of everything that has gone down when Sammy Zane

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