Wrenches - A New Untold Story: Ep. 498
A New Untold Story
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, a new untold story listeners. |
| 0:01.5 | You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.0 | You'll mean, that's your reply to what I'm going to say. |
| 0:11.0 | No, you're just going to say, like, no, that's a new untold story. |
| 0:14.2 | Hey, is that story old or told? |
| 0:16.2 | What, no, baby? |
| 0:19.4 | That's a new untold story. |
| 0:21.5 | A new untold story A new untold story I'm new untold story |
| 0:25.4 | It's a fresh big untold story |
| 0:30.1 | A new untold story |
| 0:34.1 | I'm new untold story New and told story episode 498, almost a 500. |
| 0:48.8 | What a crazy fucking run. |
| 0:50.6 | What a journey. |
| 0:52.8 | Here with Kyle, Rudy, Jack G. Kyle, I was going to just kind of wait on this. But, Rudy, I don't know if you know this, but we might have to intervene an intervention. Oh, I know what it is. You know what it is? And I get it. That's, that was, don't laugh like, don't what, that's, you laugh like Scooby-Doo. I've never heard you laugh like that. Yeah. Um, dude. I know. Enough. Yeah, no, no, I get it. I get it. Enough. I'll take it. You know it's getting weird. That's what you said to them. I get it. I'll take it. You know what this is? I know what it is. We all know. What are you doing? The jump from two to three cats is monumental. I get it. You cannot. A three cat. Two cats is like, that's a guy that likes cats. Three cats is obsessive. Two cats is like, oh, I think, are we talking about cats? I think Kyle has one or two cats. Three cats is like, oh, who is that dude at the wedding with three cats? Yeah. He got the owl? Nobody forgets. That's like my number one. Three cats is like, I'm now the three cat guy. You are no longer a wrestler. You are no longer a podcaster. You're no longer short even. You are a three cat. You're three cat cow. Three cats overshadow height. Yes. |
| 2:35.8 | And is that why you're doing it? Who is the dude with three cats at your cousin's wedding? He was like weirdly dancing and singing pretty well, but low-key. Dude, but yeah, the guy with three-cats. But the thing is they won't be able to have any other identifiers about you. Color-euvre. I'm the three-cat guy. Was he an aloe head to toe? They don't know you're three cat Kyle I'm the three cat guy |
| 2:37.1 | In an apartment, Kyle. In a one and a half bedroom apartment. You're outnumbered. You upgraded your place to be larger. And then you're just adding another cat. It's a push. There's more cat than human in the apartment. More cats than belts in my apartment. |
| 2:52.1 | Yes, you've surpassed belts. Yeah, well, quality over quantity. A belt. That's a nice belt. What kind of belt is that? I've been wearing a very nice belt for a while now. The first time in my life, it's just like a, it's a fucking luxury high-end men's belt. Performance, yeah. It's performance and luxury? Yes. |
| 3:11.1 | The only people that talk about performance belts are Navy SEALs. |
| 3:13.5 | Did you just search high-end luxury men's belt? Yes, but I- |
| 3:14.3 | That's my automatic Google whenever I want a new accessory. |
| 3:17.6 | High-end luxury men. |
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